J. Jonah Jameson is a character from the Marvel comic Spider-Man.
The Original GODDAMMIT PETER PARKEREdit"GOD DAMN IT PETER PARKER! GET ME THAT NO-GOOD WALL-CRAWLING MOTHER-FUCKING PISS-DRINKING FUCKING SHIT-EATING SPIDERED-MAN!
GET ME PHOTOGRAPHS OF HIM PARKER! GET ME THE FUCKING SPIDERED-MAN YOU MOTHER FUCKER! IS JUST A NO-GOOD WALL-CRAWLER, A FUCKING WEB-SWINGER. The mother fucking asshole... YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT! GET ME THE SPIDERED MAN!"
"GOD DAMN IT PETER PARKER!"
"HAVE A THOUSAND!"
"THE MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
- While Jim Sterling says that both he and Conrad Zimmerman will dress up as JJJ in order to torture Jonathan Holmes, only Jim is ever heard yelling at him. This was revised in The New Adventures of Podtoid where Jim's voice was used for both of the hosts.
- Even though Jim was the one who turned Holmes into the Spidered-Man, it seems his secret identity is unknown to him as he yells at Peter Parker to capture himself. This could also be some sort of Bonus Psychological Torture thought up by Jim beforehand.
- It is rumoured that he and the lead singer of Creed are the same person.
- He paid double price for the Sterling Corp. Fart Filter.