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Former member of Monty Python and dinner attendee. He also speaks of what is required for creativity, but fails to heed his own words.

One of Jim's friends attended a dinner with John to discuss business with him. Throughout the dinner he was exactly what you would expect, pleasant, witty, charming, and cordial. However, partway through the dinner, he leaned right close next to this friend and whispered "You are not getting my fucking money" (or something to that effect) then went right back to smiling and enjoying the evening as if nothing had happened.

FilmsEdit

Imtelude (1968) - TV Publicist
The Bliss of Mrs. Blossom (1968) - Post of clerk
The Magic Christian (1969) - Mr. Dougdale
The Best House in London (1969) - Jones
M*A*S*H (1970) - R.J. Soldier
The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer (1970) - Pummer
And Now for Something Completely Different (1971) - Various roles
The Statue (1971) - Harry
Zardoz (1973) - Wizard
Romance with a Double Bass (1974) - Musician Smychkov
The Towering Inferno (1974) - Alan
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - Various roles
Nashville (1975) - Randall
Rocky (1976) - Sylvester
The Strange Case of the End of Civilization as We Know It (1977) - Arthur Sherlock Holmes
Rocky II (1979) - Sylvester
Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979) - Various roles
The Great Muppet Caper (1981) - Neville
Time Bandits (1981) - Robin Hood
Privates on Parade (1983) - Major Giles Flack
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983) - Various roles
Yellowberd (1983) - Harvey Pew
This is Spinal Tap (1984) - Michael
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984) - Hanks
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985) - Testa
Silverado (1985) - Langston
Clockwise (1986) - Mr. Stimpson
Sid & Nancy (1986) - Cruise
Spaceballs (1987) - Caan
A Fish Called Wanda (1988) - Barrister Archie Leach
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) - Wayne
The Big Picture (1989) - Bartender
Erik the Viking (1989) - Halfdan the Black
Bullseye! (1990) - John Cleese
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991) - Cat R. Waul (voice)
The Last Boy Scout (1991) - Roddy
Wayne's World (1992) - Liam
Splitting Heirs (1993) - Raoul P. Shadgrind
Airheads (1994) - Bridges
The Swan Princess (1994) - Jean-Bob (voice)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) - Professor Waldman
The Jungle Book (1994) - Dr. Julius Plumford
Die Hard: with a Vengeance (1995) - Nesson
Fierce Creatures (1997) - Rollo Lee
George of the Jungle (1997) - Ape (voice)
Parting Shots (1998) - Maurice Walpole
Soldier (1998) - Tom
The Out-of-Towers (1999) - Mr. Mersault
The World Is Not Enough (1999) - R
Isn't She Great (2000) - Henry Marcus
The Magic Pudding (2000) - Albert the Magic Pudding (voice)
Rat Race (2001) - Donald P. Sinclair
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) - Nearly Headless Nick
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) - James
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) - Nearly Headless Nick
Die Another Day (2002) - Q
Scorched (2003) - Charles Merchant
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) - Mr. Munday
Shrek 2 (2004) - King (voice)
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) - Grizzled Sergeant
Hitch (2005) - Britt
Valiant (2005) - Mercury (voice)
Blood Diamond (2006) - Brad
Charlotte's Web (2006) - Samuel the Sheep (voice)
Shrek the Third (2007) - King (voice)
I Am Legend (2007) - Brown
Speed Racer (2008) - Square
Igor (2008) - Dr. Glickenstein (voice)
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) - Professor Barnhart
The Pink Panther 2 (2009) - Dreyfus
Planet 51 (2009) - Professor Kipple (voice)
Shrek Forever After (2010) - King (voice)
Knight and Day (2010) - Smith
Spud (2010) - The Guv
Winnie the Pooh (2011) - Narrator (voice)
The Big Year (2011) - Narrator (voice)
God Loves Caviar (2012) - McCormick
The Croods (2013) - King (voice)
Spud 2: The Madness Continues (2013) - The Guv
Planes (2013) - Bulldog (voice)
Spud 3: Learning to Fly (2014) - The Guv
Absolutely Anything (2015) - Chief Alien (voice)
A.C.O.R.N.S.: Operation Crackdown (2015) - Mr. Bellwood (voice)
Albion: The Enchanted Stallion (2016) - General Eder
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016) - Will
Trolls (2016) - King Gristle Sr. (voice)
Charming (2017) - Fairy Godmother / Executioner (voice)
Arctic Justice (2018) - Otto Von Walrus (voice)

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