|Miniature Fantasy Willem Dafoe|
|The Jimquisition creature|
|Date Created||27 August 2012|
|Date of Final Appearance||Regular Character|
|First Appearance||Jimquisition-Escapist: EA versus Zynga - The Lesser of Two Evils|
|Final Appearance||Regular Character|
Miniature Fantasy Willem Dafoe is an action figure of acclaimed actor Willem Dafoe. While the idea of Willem Dafoe was carried over from New Podtoid, this particular incarnation was created especially for The Jimqusition.
Everything he's ever said, everEdit
- "AAAAAAAh, I'm Willem Dafoe! WAAAAAAH! MLAAAAAH, SPIDER MAN! BLAAAAH!"
- [Jim:"...and remember to thank god for me."] "AND ME! I'M WILLEM DAFOE!"
- [Jim asks him what he's most excited about seeing at the zoo] "I'M GONNA KILL ALL THE PANDAS!"
- [Jim tells him he can't kill all the pandas] "I WANNA KILL ALL THE PANDAS!"
- "I FEEL LIKE A REAL PRETTY LADY! AAAAAAAAH!"
- [Jim complains about a Beyond: Two Souls trailer featuring Willem Dafoe airing after he had already finished his David Cage episode] "WHO CARES? I HAVE EMOTIONS! UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
- personal note: I'm at the fake nerdgirls episode. I'll finish this list soon!