According to legend Slush Puppie, the mascot, is an eccentric, upper class old fruit who hangs around his mansion playing violin and that kind of thing.
Or, quite possibly, he is a hobo. This can be inferred from his knit hat and tired eyes.
Jim's Slush Puppie Commercial (Podtoid 153)Edit
Jim and his friend Leo came up with a commercial that goes like this
EXT. PLAYGROUND - DAY
A gang of white kids is kicking a young ethnic boy. At this point Slush Puppie shows up and says
Hey, you there, young boys. What're you doing?
We're picking on him because he is a different colour from us, Sir.
But Slush Puppie is all the colours of the rainbow, why not pick on it instead?
Then Slush Puppie gives them all Slush Puppies and they walk off and leave the poor little boy on his own.
The commercial came about when, one day, Jim and Leo sat and laughed at a Slush Puppie cup for 46 minutes. This laughter was caused by the cup having "The Ice is Cold" written on it, which they thought was redundant and hilarious. They then began doing Slush Puppie impersonations, saying "I am the Slush Puppie" in affected voices. This continued until it was so annoying, another kid in their college class picked up their Slush Puppie cup, and threw it. After this experience, they began working on the commercial idea.
Holmes Slush Puppie StoryEdit
When Holmes was younger, Junior High/Early High School, he had a friend he would go to the local Store 24 and get Slush Puppies with. They would drink them as fast as they could and, when they were finished, his friend would throw his empty cup at Holmes' head and scream
I AM MICROWAVE! I WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILDREN! I WILL TRAVEL TIME AND BECOME THE UNBORN MASTER OF YOUR SOUL! I WILL EAT YOUR BODY AND LIVE IN YOUR MIND!
Then he would chase Holmes around for an hour and a half while Holmes screamed.