The Dicfriends is a Saturday-morning cartoon show created, written and directed by Jonathan Holmes, and produced by Jim Sterling. Conrad Zimmerman is in an executive producer role, as well as a voice actor for one of the many Dicfriends.

The show, like most cartoons in that timeslot, aims towards 4 to 9 year olds and teaches valuable lessons such as "sucking dick can ward off evil spirits".

Writer-director Jonathan Holmes demanded that the show have a disclaimer at the end stating "Hey kids, don't get your penis out. Unless you are going to the bathroom or washing it. You gotta keep it clean, you don't want a smelly penis.". The decision was overruled after the pilot-episode, due to it accidentally giving several impressionable children the "never-nude complex"

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